Nothing like posting a wacky GIF in response to a woman being burned alive.

When I die I want to be cremated, put in a pretty little vile necklace

Thank you for the clarification. I wondered whether you had some particularly unstable friends. What do you do after “sniper school”? Is “sniper” a position? Genuinely curious.

You’ve seen women smash their eyes against doorknobs? And more than once? And, in addition to this, get friends to punch them?

Andy was very much supporting Amber Heard, not Johnny Depp.

gawd, thanks for the heads up. Also I am really sorry if anyone thinks I have something against Ohio! Cleveland is a badass American city!

On behalf of my paternal family that has been in Brooklyn for over 10 generations: That is ridiculous.

See now, Pittsburgh is one of those places that gets mocked all the time (I know this from listening to Sharon Needles!!). So she should know better than to do it to someplace else.

Well if your brother would like to come here and tell me how much Brooklyn sucks, I’m all ears. You run along now and go bicker pointlessly with someone else, confident in your deluded belief that I hate Ohio.

You’re delving into some weird fan fiction there, homie. You never answered my question: Have you ever even been to Brooklyn? Because generally adults do not say that a neighborhood “sucks” when they haven’t even been anywhere near it in their lives, which I suspect you haven’t.

It was meant more as “Do you even have a dog in this fight?” Not intended to malign Ohio. I can see how it could be read that way, and for that I apologize, but you clearly DON’T have a dog in this fight just as I suspected, so please go bicker needlessly with someone else.

Totally agree. However, I have a problem with the fact that she (and those who published this) are valorizing her selfish decision to disappear without letting her loved ones know that she was ok. Also, this young lady made a series of very calculated moves that she planned for quite some time to make her…

YES. We should call it that. ‘I paid this woman for her consent to an act she otherwise wouldn’t have wanted anything to do with.’

which also included a side of mansplaining NYPD officer, because of course:

why she went off the grid and moved to Bushwick (shudder).

There’s probably no reason to make a spectacle of yourself and your son, who couldn’t possibly comprehend the issues at hand, in a public setting thereby opening yourselves up to defensive/offended reactions.

I hope you’re joking! Just in case not, PSA that you should not, under any circumstances, tell children they could go to jail for something. In fact, you should make sure they know that they couldn’t. Abusers love threatening kids with that shit.

Could you repost this, but in English? Thanks.

You’re teaching your 3 year old to hate North Carolina?

Everything I’ve heard about Kanye West makes him sound like one of the biggest tools of all time. Of all time!