Sir Topham Hatt doesn’t really care about concussions.

So when Thomas inevitably shatters a wheel during one of these stunts, does Sir Topham Hatt have to put him down?

Uhh...I think you’ve assumed too much here, my pal. The origin of this rumor is a single line in a story from New Zealand. No one is actually trying to backdoor their way anywhere.

We’ll host our own World Cup! With blackjack and hookers!

sure, these are hypothetical, but they’re based on what internet providers have already done even with some regulation. waiting and hoping is a dangerous move if you’re worried about this issue

Ugh...voted instantly for him without thinking but you’re right...

Clay Travis probably deserves the award, but I know he’d also wear it as some badge of Owning The Libs Pride, so fuck his scratchy-scalp Pepe Lite ass.

This is like a GOP voting booth.

Can’t do fucking shocked. What I can do is fucking surprised.

Don’t eat Papa John’s. He’s still a racist, but he just wants to be less overt about it. It’s not for nothing that Nazi numbnuts chose his pizza

So this was better than a Bears or Browns first round pick how? Oh I am sorry I mean in Bill we trust, mad genius, never makes mistakes ever, now he will sign some CFL QB or lacrosse player or something and craft them into gold. Or some other thing us Patriots fans keep telling ourselves... Oh, actually please sign…

It would be a lot more believable if the Patriots were playing in the World Series.

It’s already tainted due to Gurriel for being a ignorant bigot.

Of course he’s not going to appeal. He’s going to miss the most meaningless 3% of next season, rather than a single out of the World Series. Good to see Bud Selig left the spine extractor in the office when he left the job.

Who are “you guys” in this scenario?

There’s a little context to be explained here. Not many people are aware, but in the Cuban culture, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.