So we’re just going to ignore the part about mosquito circumcision and crippled cricket asses? 

My favorite part of the Niners’s downfall is it’s entirely self inflicted. They drove out a good coach who had a good quarterback (who was benched and pushed out) and they fucked up a perennial good team with lots of talent (and young talent!) to this disaster. They had what was quite literally the perfect situation…

If you are stupid enough, in America’s moral climate, to do *anything* that might even *hint* at being questionable on a state/employer/whoeverthefuckcanbeFOIAed phone, you deserve every ounce of idiocy that will rain down on your idiot head for being an idiot.

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.

What pisses me off most about jagoffs like this guy...

Lucas Giolito ... doesn’t even crack the top five here.

And then he dabbed.

That teacher lacks, um, a strong grasp on the English language. Though their conversational tone is certainly unique.

The press tour is a disaster.

If the agreement just says that the Garden must be available 3 times per year, yet no one ever asked them to use it, do they really owe anything?? It would be different if charities were frequently making requests to use it and the Garden never said ‘yes’.

a) This and Wimbledon are the biggest/only running stories in sports this week; we’re consequently covering both with a microscope.

That’s not dumb! Anyone who is not moved to tears at least one time in that movie is a friggin’ robot. They should administer it like the Voight-Kampff test in Blade Runner.

No. This is good, this is a good move. A top 5 prospect in Jimenez and another top 100 in Cease. Basically this means that the Yankees were not going to part with either Torres or Frazier and that the Astros had no intention of moving Tucker.

a major mistake from probable World Cup number-one Brad Guzan

I realize this will require the reader to do more research but simply pulling up the Twitter account and scrolling through the tweets reveals that he gives credit to the NYT and never suggests it was he alone who was scooped. Calling him “a bit of a fraud” is a bit dickish when he gives credit to the people whose work…

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

you’re wrong

I know this might be the most high profile deal that Everton have done so far this summer, but they have upgraded all over the park. Michael Keane, Pickford, Klaasen, Sandro, Onyekuru for the future and Sigurdsson in the pipeline. We are making serious waves to break into the top 4.

....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.