The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

But hey, getting rid of Daniel Murphy made a lot of sense.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

Dad?

Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?

A lot of us didn’t have to wait two months to know that.

If someone is your homie, then you don’t exploit their demons to prove a point and you sure as fuck don’t make an apology like his after you fuck up.

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

I don’t know what makes me so irrationally angry about this guy and other ballhawks. I think it has something to do with taking a fun relaxing event, a surprise foul, and the fun of greeting a souvenir to help your kid remember a great summer afternoon, and turning it into a gross competition among grown-ass men who…

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

*flips table*

Honestly, I think it means there are one or two asshole holdouts who are making up nonsense scenarios in which consent could be obtained from a woman who was drugged (“well, before he drugged her she likely would have had sex with him because she was in his room!”). IME on a jury there is always some asshole who…

I don’t think it’s fake at all, at least not in that same sense, because agents and executives really are telling reporters this stuff. Whether the stuff is true, or just being floated out there for more nefarious purposes, doesn’t make the news—that someone said this—fake.

I want the Lakers to not take Ball so bad, just so his father can be shown all confused and angry on screen.

Top GOP Congressman refers to himself as “David Duke without the baggage.”

Anyone who actually pays for this fight deserves to be shot out of a cannon into the Sun. This is MacGregor agreeing to get his ass kicked for many millions of dollars. That’s it. Other than everyone counting on selling a bajillion pay-per-views and getting fuckin PAID, there is zero reason this fight should happen.…

When reached for comment, a heated LSU head coach Ed Orgeron said the following: