It's never good when the story involves you and Eric LeGrand and you come off as the spineless one.

He closed-fist pushed a guy in the neck. The fuck are you whining about?

yeah, a major cultural reckoning on a nation-wide scale regarding a Big 3 sport? Why report on that?

Are you going to admit that you didn't read the whole comment or are you going to pretend that didn't happen?

Well, he's 40.

To: Best Buy Customer Service

David Whitley? Is that you?

Since trades are processed through customer service line, one employee started panicking a little when I began asking too many gaming questions and called for back-up from the games department

Your name is drfattybiscuits. Even by dog standards that has no dignity.

Anyone who picked Franzia over Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, GET OUT. 90 Minute is the Nectar of the Gods.

The NL Central: Where the mascots show their dicks.

Are you 89 years old?

Did you actually read the story?

I care.

Let's see, fan rushes the field in baseball, gets assaulted by security and punished. Rushes the field in baseball, gets assaulted by security and punished. Rushes the court in basketball, walks off court with no one going after him. It's amazing how people consider basketball players the most "Thuggish" and that they…

I have no idea if that Star Wars quote at the end is this guy's email signature, or if he just thought that would be the perfect zinger to end his scathing rant with.

There is no way Will Leitch wrote this. I've heard of everyone on this list.

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU