and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.

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So wait, is being ethered like being sonned, or not?

Sorry folks, Astroworld has been closed since 2005. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Ya boy's in trouble.

Let me guess, you're one of the two who didn't blow their whistles.

a hacker is sending out tweets from my account - @elkpga

More like see ya in late September, though, right?

Will Gregg Popovich ever be animated?

Obligatory reminder that this has already been done.

Can anyone make sense of the headline?

Kerry Rhodes: [picks up baseball]

Farther than chris kluwe

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

That's some Wilt Chamberlain shit right there!!!

I was sobbing in a rented yacht bathroom earlier.

That's exactly the WRONG way to think about this. You can't measure this in a relative way to other locker rooms. This is awful behavior. No one, in any capacity, should ever have to put up with this shit.

Ahh, "context." Because doing any of these things would be fine as long as other people in other locker rooms are doing them.

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