From: mikemiss@975thefanatic.com
To: [redacted]

I'm confused: how exactly is this post shitting on a Broncos player?

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

Sorry guys, but you got scooped on the idea of putting a bunch of absurd trade proposals in one place: https://twitter.com/BillSimmons

This Man Crashed His Car Into A Building. You'll Be Amazed At What Comes Next.

No, no... Mr. Winslow, that is not what we meant. Please put your beefmeter away.

Travelling or not, she still drives a hell of a lot better than Laura Bush.

Erik Spoelstra looked petrified. I don't blame him.

Why do the Broncos win eastern Tennessee? What's with Seattle's noncontiguous support in Minnesota and Wisconsin.

At least someone in the family is well-armed.

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Thanks for doing this Dan.

What are you girl, 160-165? How much your mama weigh? She got a smartphone?

I ordered my Chris Kluwe Vikings jersey for my gay son 3 weeks before Christmas. I kept getting the reach-around from customer service. I even spoke with two cowardly supervisors who advised me to order another players jersey, but I stood my ground and told them I wanted only my Kluwe jersey. It's now January 3rd, and…

They actually tried this in America already, only instead of soccer it was college football, instead of players it was an assistant coach, and instead of the field of play, it was a shower.

HEY THIS PLACE IS FOR WOOD CATCHING FIRE JOKES ONLY MISTER