“Doesn’t it feel great, Jack?”

We all had a great time that day

The Sous Vide cooker link re-directs to nothing. Let me give you guys money, damn....

The Sous Vide cooker link re-directs to nothing. Let me give you guys money, damn....

It’s funny because imagine the quality of politician you would get if you bestowed power so arbitrarily! Worse than what we have now, we would have said.

Whose a good boy?

No snark. In a year-long period where we’ve publicly fawned over sports figures (Mort, Sager, etc) battling cancer, I’m in total awe of someone like Andrews has had to deal with cancer AND an overly public trial with quiet grace and dignity. She’s someone everyone should admire and respect, for so many reasons

That “clack” sound will haunt my nightmares

+1 time Hannah Storm gets a break from this shit

Clap clap clap clap clap

How long until the Gruden rumors officially kick in?

It’s a family name. As in “everyone in that fucking family has the name Rougned Odor”

“Fire all the old players. Like that Michael Bradley guy. He’s fucking terrible.”

*pushes all the money across the table*

Something something Buffalo

Wait, wait! Kirk’s most recent tweet!!

I can get to 100%, I think.

There should really be a “Deadspin Hall of Fame” collection. Little framed pictures of the winners.... something... I’d wear that...

Look, it’s a Cubs Indians World Series. Might as well just load on the fucking Cinderella stories at this point.

Yeah, in all actuality it was probably the exact right thing to say for a rookie who has no power to change his own situation for the next 3 years.

Russell Wilson with Future Plans to Fuck