Great job, EA

Rickman, like most Boston sports fans, can’t appreciate what they have and will probably never be happy. Taking it out on the poor carport....

God he worked all night on that fire analogy, didn’t he?

Someone got YID Dish before I did?

I don't know if I want my favorite Grantlanders to leave or stay. And also, who are we doing Christmas with this year? This hurts us all

Rejected headlines:

A SnapBack hat for no good reason and an indie Kristen Wiig film

I'd say you were reaching, but then you'd just tell us about your barbers stepson who lost an arm

We were at a funeral for a family friend, someone my parents primarily knew from church. My mom, a very sociable woman, walks in and knows everyone; granted it’s a small wedding, but whatever, the rest of the family isn’t exactly in the lurch. We see people who go to the church with us every Sunday, and we saw people…

The Suggs play was deemed legal. The piledriver... well the piledriver probably won’t be. So, there’s that.

Dave’s writing really is great

Never. Forget.

His second game was vs the Padres at home. I’ll make sure to remind them it was his second game instead of second week. Enjoy telling your children there’s no Santa

My favorite moment in baseball came from watching Puig. I had just moved to Los Angeles, and was working at a too-many-hours-not-enough-pay job. It was one of those “I need a beer on weeknight” kind of nights. My friend and I paid practically nothing for two seats a few rows behind first base; she wanted to watch her…

...but yeah, it was the money

“I guess it’s up to me now”

Fucking Leitch

I feel like Al would’ve preferred to have a 6’7 WR guarding his grave 24/7 anyhow

IT’S VERNON WELLS! IT’S VERNON WELLS ALL OVER AGAIN BUT PROBABLY WITH MORE COCAINE

“The 49ers suck.”