“He’s like Vernon Wells, but with cocaine!”

But I don't wanna know the terrifying truth...

The Closet Organizer looks great in Silver! Let's try it in Black! Oh great, it's NEARLY $10,000 WHAT IS GOING ON

The Closet Organizer looks great in Silver! Let's try it in Black! Oh great, it's NEARLY $10,000 WHAT IS GOING ON

It was all fun and games until Jalen Rose was insulted.

Wait, I just bought one with special offers. How can I pay this $19 and be away with the ads? That'd be lovely

Wait, I just bought one with special offers. How can I pay this $19 and be away with the ads? That'd be lovely

We're just gonna ignore A$AP Rocky rapping over a Sam Smith ballad?

I ended up having Anne Beatts as a professor and asking her about the book. She then proceeded to talk about how Lorne Michaels loved butts. True? Untrue?

Feel free to play the heavy sigh of contemplation drinking game at home. I'm up to seven drinks.

Obligatory "Fuck Will Leitch" that seems to have been left out of this article

I live in Orange County. You know, where the Angels play? And will continue to play? You can ask the NFL all you want, but Google Maps will be the one to tell you that this hypothetical location will still be pretty easy to get to thanks to the 5, 405, and 241 toll road, and Orange County as a whole will bend over…

Sidenote: They're threatening to move less than 10 miles away. Fans aren't exactly in uproar over the move

That's my former boss. This is suddenly my favorite thing

"God, did you hear about Robin Williams?"
"Yes, Peter. He's here with us now."

May we never forget

Anddddd he now has 100+ followers. I can't tell if he's gonna hate or love this

Me: Number three is Grape Nuts.

Still not as bad as the cereal list

"For the record, I am no snooper."

It appears the propane salesman can't actually count to two....

As an Angels fan, I can confirm that the Angels have no interest in signing him to a long term deal until he's at least 35