And here I was, wondering why Justin Bieber's mentor had any interest in this game

Bahaha oh man, not directed at you; directed at the fact that I plagiarized College Humor by coincidence

Man, even my witty comment has already been stolen.

I'm going for the inevitable moment when Lebron leaves the Toons for the Monstars

And you know what they say in Cleveland; always gotta pick six

"Deadspin Trades Editor To Browns For Multiple Draft Picks"

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Heehee.... untouchable....

My favorite "fines"

Likewise say that your sister is a Madonna.

....jeets?

"That's funny, but Joe Buck actually hates MY TEAM more"

Oh man, I just fell in love

Much like our front office, Angels fans don't understand the concept of "trading"... or "signing long-term contracts for 35 year old men"

What's worse, it wasn't even his dick!

Sad Knowshon

Pat McAfee, running train

Old Man Arizona's Face Kick

Deleted/Divided better...

We're just gonna leave the "Robby Cano is probably on steroids, isn't that hilarious" emails out then?