Disney staging fights so it could get video so it could put "Saving Mr. Banks" ads in front of it. Amazing PR move

Jeets?

I dunno man. Derek Jeter shouts his own name at inappropriate times like a crazy, possibly homeless person. Seems pretty "real New Yorker" to me

...why should the response to a woman questioning a flawed court case based off her own incredibly personal experience elicit the response "shame on you?"

"Damn. That's a lot of mentions of a slang term for ejaculating sperm!"

Unmotivated. Sweet rookie card. Likes toilets.

If the Manti Te'o story was the Hall of Fame touchdown, this tweet was the Hall of Fame extra point

My church group and I were taken to a Sambo's for breakfast on the way to a youth conference about ten years ago. One of the parent volunteers was enthused to find one still existed and took us immediately.

Incredibly true. What's the old saying about college ball again? "For every one guy threatening the life of his teacher, there's a hundred guys just trying to figure out the balance?"

Wow. I ended up feeling incredibly bad for almost every single party in this story. The faculty, the advisors, the players, damn near everyone. Well, except for the coaches and NCAA. Per usual.

Mike Francesca keeps saying they have "mountain evidence" against A-Rod. I'm gonna need a definition.

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Woah woah, Cowboy. Let's start with basic punctuation and capitalization, and then we'll move onto the multiple syllable words you can and can't use.

"Yeah, five guys beat my friend up and I'm lucky to have survived."

That's what killed him