Tell him to stop filing these fake lawsuits and get back to writing the next Game of Thrones book.

Does that count as a successful two-point conversion?

“The Athletic Director recounted a story where she herself urinated in her pants in an airport while on Drake business and told me I should have done the same thing,”

I’d say passing... Especially for Jason Williams. Now Jayson Williams, boy that guy could shoot.

So you think the NCAA should expand its power to address issues outside its jurisdictional because of public outcry? 

Jumbo Shrimp? I guess a nickname based on the native populace/economy, the Jacksonville Oxy Morons, was too on-the-nose.

Counterpoint: That was fucking awesome!

As good as the Packers were today, the Jags hung with them. Everyone knows the Packers will be there at the end of the year, but who isn’t excited to watch what the Jags do? Either ascending into the stratosphere or crashing like United 93.

Yeah, but I don’t know that I’d call “Red Rover” a sport, either.