You cleanse yourself and then jerk off. I dont know what kind of jerking off you are doing where you somehow splooge all over youself. Either way you’re in a shower and that pretty much solves the cleaning situation by itself. You are way overthinking this.

Who is Veloso?

PissStation

That is a poor ending to the story that leaves a lot of unanswered questions. For instance, since when has running a business mean that you are responsible for the legality of your employees personal decisions? Is the nfl obligated to have random speed traps checks to ensure their players are following motor vehicle…