So turkeys fly just as well as ostriches. Who would have thought?

This price is Crap Pipeski. I was long on-line today and for R20 000 to R35 000 of our worthless Rands, you can pick up a nice to really nice one here in RSA

I came here to say this as well. I think that you and should start a company testing shit so that this 10 percent of the population, can actually see what was intended.

There are still loads of them floating around here in South Africa. You can pick them up for about 50/60 000 of our worthless Rands. About six american cents. Just kidding about 3/4 000 USD. But the steering wheel will be on the right. Side .....

it looks like that train wanted a little Choa Mien to eat

That is more like a pork chop

We used to do this in the army will lying on top of the canvas cover rails that go over the load bed. It was great when you got passed by another vehicle and you sat up higher than the roof and waved. Until the RSM came past. I nearly lost both my stripes for that. Plus Namabia and Angola have a shit pile of sand, so…

The Avenger was the first car that I crashed, at the ripe old age of eight or ten years old. Driving around on a soccer filed and Dad said turn left and I turned right. Into the scrub next to the field and ripped the sump out on a block of concrete and rebar.

I love how a cars steering lock, disengages when you hot wire it......

During the South African bush war, we had a motorcycle unit based at Brede near where I was based and they carried their rifls in the same spot. The opposition hated them but the bikes made to much nose and often gave them away long before they were in range

2M8 must mean “To Shag”

And your nuts should be put in a blender. Nuts are like weight watchers to me, they keep saying do not eat this , do not eat that. I don’t do nuts....

If your fridge is white, then just write, right on the door, but make sure that it is actually a white board marker..... I worked in an office overlooking the ocean and used to use my window as a whiteboard and I had the benefit of looking like I was working while watching a surfer or a pod of dolphins go by.

Quite right old chap. I am a Brit living in South Africa and the next town to one I live in is also Woostah. It does get a bit cocked up when it has shire on the end. That sounds more like shou like should rather than shire like sire.

And then put a wall around it.

A real cop would only have asked for a doughnut.....

The strawberry and feta dish is just screaming for a splash of really good Balsamic vinegar. And of course a healthy grind of black pepper. If you add the Balsalmic to the stawberries first and let them get to know each for an hour or two, the resultant juice can be drained off and used in your vingerette.

I’ll pine for this model but not at this price. Unless it is full of coke, then Iwill take a crack at it.

I think that I am going use this to baste a T-Bone in the cast iron pan and then remake the butter using that pan sauce, ad infinitum. Until I end up with just a block of pure goodness. Sounds like a plan

In South Africa, we have not had Vauxhalls since the sixties or seventies. Our Astras were all Opels and right hand drive.