I hope that you said “please tell me that they didn’t move the gearbox to the back, as well “

Strange Rover.

His next phone call started with the words Mum promise me, that you won’t get mad...

So it is a Toyzuki GSTX486. Shit that sounds like a computer.

Door handles perhaps??

If this was car porn, this would be listed under Bubble Butts. Wow

Yip after the longest 5 or 6 minutes of me saying just drive the sodding thing,. Great engineering and I could almost smell the castor oil. But edit the movie down to two minutes or so. And do some tracking shots. Put a camera in the vehicle and mike it. It has great sounds going on.

A buddy had one of those. I would put my balaclava on backwards whenever I was in it.

Make that (out of steel) Predictive text eat my shorts

I just love the jack stands.. Well Old Boy, if we can make the car out of wood, we are hardly likely to make the jack stands out of steering. Are we now?

I think that he already has had the Six Pack Ads, now he probably just wants a Six Pack

If you want the punishment to fit the crime, then maybe the Lambo owner should jump over the bike ,perhaps with the rider still on it.

Fuck autocorrect. Unlucky Fried Kitten

I stopped going to Unlucky Fried Kitchenette on principle

Before you went crackers

Ok so now the rest of the world knows. I had visions of crispy caramel and sprinkles running down the side of the glass

Porcupines have shitty road sunset. Most of the time they are just a bunch of pricks

Surely you mean, the lovely extremely sexy VBH. I have always found her so sexy. I think that it may be the fact that she could drive circles around me. Even in a straight line. Oh and she is very sexy.

MudBats did shit on the GoPro

What sodding motor does that have at its heart? Sounds a bit better than stock.