Lolls Loyce

It seems that are more South Africans here than I would have imagined.

Where was this? The plate is Cape Town

Nice that that works for you. For those of us who live here, that exchange rate really hurts. When Beetles were still made , the Rand was stronger that the USD now it cost R12 and change for one USD.

That is the Dogfather

Titanium is hard, English is difficult

Attention staff, can we have a extra long sleeved white shirt and a ball gag, it seems that another one has not been taking his meds

My three older sisters used to wet themselves whenever they could take me into the local sweetshop and get me to ask for Farties instead of Smarties. And vinegar was always called bing bing But in spite of that I survived

My favorite Gary Larson was always a couple of flies flying towards a beached whale, and the one in the front saying 'Dibs'

This looks like it weighs enough to distort gravity

That is Kingsley Holgate and he is the Santa of Mosquito nets. And a Slayer of Captain Morgan rum. To say that he is an interesting bloke , is like saying the Titanic is merely damp.

One involves knives or small pointy hammers (never a big hammer, that hurts) and the other involves something that comes from a chickens bum, that I eat for breakfast??

How?

When you are stoned, you will eat anything and it always tastes great. From all the OG stories, that seems to be the best time to eat there

If a bear shits gold bricks in the woods, does anyone hear them fall?

This car predates curved lines.

The toothpicks are there to stop the Durex that it is wrapped in, exploding when you cook it

He had to straighten his leg to allow the massive amount of shit to escape, that would have made his pants swell up and possibly explode. I know I would have shit myself

Don't forget the Titz

OK got it. So you cook with erbs and get baked on herb.... Mmmm