Colbert '38: "We're going to have fun with Alfred Ernst Rosenberg tonight."

What? Is Colbert going to… KILL… him? On air?

's cool, really.

What? Polyester?

I look at myself, and I think about how dumb I am.

We're at the "joke because it preempts screaming" phase of history, aren't we?

Someone has to say it: "Fried chicken heads! Mmmm!"

That's one lame Devil you advocate for, buddy-boy!

So, it's the same as the "dollar," but digital?

I was thinking "Baby Elephant Walk."

Or just "another Oliver Stone film," even.

"We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when

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I think Bruce Campbell should play pretty much ALL the parts, a la Alec Guinness in "Kind Hearts…" - or at least several major parts, like Peter Sellers in "Dr. Strangelove…"

Well, Dubček, of course!

They're going to save ALL our comments, but NOT the ratings! Is it HEAVEN or is it HELL?

Right.

You have NEVER met a Phillies fan, I take it!

Indeed. It's what I would have said, after all.

I got your "original joke" right HERE, man-go!