How embarrassing!

This article started OK, but his… feelings… seemed very… confused… toward the end. Like he needed to wrap it up and get it out to us here, so what the hell does losing the thread matter, so long as the paper was turned in on time?

Well, I'll leave you to your life, then.

Should've asked him what he'd do if the target was New York, or LA, or Tallahassee.

Whoa! There's a personal story with you, likely about your own childhood, that is well-scabbed.

RELEASE THE TUMBRILS!!!

EC called them the "nearly-deads."