I do too, but I’m withholding any shred of give-a-fuck until and unless it actually happens.

If you read anything today, read this. (Read it before you read anything else here, frankly.)

My ancestors landed with the Mayflower. I am descended from Cotton Mather, Increase Mather, Ledger Mather, and Buckwheat Mather. I attended Amherst and Harvard Law School. Sir, I say to you, sir: This is NAWT NEWS and FAKE NEWS.

First off, I am sorry this happened to you. I would like to think that everyone’s dad would have their back like this in case it happened to them. But it’s not always the case. Sounds like you got yourself a good dad.

You’re obviously right. I just wanted to say ball peen. And now I see I was ten minutes late with it, too. Good times.

My only regret is that I forgot to incorporate the fact that he was right in front of the judge’s table.

You got it. While I do understand his frustration and powerlessness as a father, I guess I would have seen this as a more “reasonable” reaction had he lost his daughters as he would have nothing to lose. Part of being a parent is understanding you need to take care of yourself to take care of your kids.
Getting…

I really wish he had left it there. And while I understand his pain and what he was trying to do, it’s just male aggression (justified or not) that serves to traumatize everybody and continue Nassar’s victimization of these women and girls. I know it’s not the popular opinion, but his daughters looked horrified when…

Man, I feel for this guy, I do. But goodness he’s gotta think a little further than the moment and himself. This is horribly traumatic thing to put your daughters through, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM. Look at their faces when he first breaks for Nassar.

He forgot the ultimate dad rule, better to ask forgiveness than permission. 

Margraves: “Your Honor, can you grant me 5 minutes alone in a locked room with this...demon?” 

Brady throws a pick-6 to end the game on their first OT possession.

Years ago when I started divesting from the NFL I decided to pick up EPL. I didn’t want to root for one of the powerhouses, so as I looked at all the teams I noticed something cool. There was a West Ham team, and I happened to live on West Hamburg St. God dammit, fuck this noise.

[Niu] was waiting for her bag – filled with her 7-foot unicycle – to come off the conveyor belt. She saw it from a distance. But as she was about 10 to 15 feet away, someone “must have grabbed it.”

For some reason it really bothers me when people immediate make these hype videos after a transfer, and go to the trouble of doing really lame Photoshops of the player in the new kit. Like, “WHOA SHIT I’M SO SIKED NOW THAT I SEE WHAT HE’LL LOOK LIKE IN THE KIT! YAHHHH!”

Arsenal fans who saw Özil’s genius pass that met teammate Nacho Monreal’s brilliant run for a goal in Arsenal’s game yesterday should be watering at the

There’s an Unbreakable Kimmy Schmitt episode that specifically delves into how it’s weird as shit to name your baby Linda, and all Lindas are now middle-aged ladies who work in HR.

I should note that when I showed this comic to my philosophy professors, they thought that it was the funniest damn thing they’d ever read.

Calvin being a fatalist shouldn’t be surprising.

“Frances McDormand is here. Frances, can I just say, I love you. You are the only person in this room that I would save in a fire.” -Amy Poehler, speaking for me.