Hey Tom, if you’re not already familiar with the work of David Squires - specifically, his Emo Mourinho - I highly recommend it.

It’s the same name as Juventus if you think about it, just translated into English - there are loads of Young Boys clubs all over Europe.

This doesn’t actually answer what I asked you, and I’m genuinely confused as to what point you’re trying to make. However, I’ve also read enough of your answers to not care whatever weird morality you’re spouting. End of.

When you say “Good.”... I’m not sure what you mean there.

I know what disinhibited means, thanks. I also know the words “sexual entitlement”. But you seem to have a high hobby horse you’re enjoying riding on, so I’m bowing out.

Well, I see the point you’re making. But I’m willing to bet we could prevent more rapes if we taught boys and men, from adolescence, not to have sex with girls and women who haven’t consented.

My grampa drinks his coffee black but always asks for the little dish of creamer cartridges anyway, because he tosses them back like they’re vodka shots. He made sure to teach us as soon as we were old enough to not spill it.

Correct. We call it “flannel Alabama”

I don’t feel like starring this is appropriate somehow? but I’m so sorry this happened to you. And so mad the sick fuck got a second crack at another kid.

He’s Swiss, he knows how to stop time.

with me he was one of those Dads who would point out attractive women and wolf whistle.

I’m 32 and I grew up with it, at six o’clock on a Saturday night my parents would always say ‘It’s time for Mr Keillor!’ I loved it, and his books, and now it feels so gross :(

Breathtaking. Throw the key away, Judge.

in our house we refer to him as Angry Peewee Hockey Dad Sean Dyche, because... well, just look at him.

My rational brain and my Arsenal brain are duking it out right now. This goal is gorgeous! I wish it had never happened!

Yeah, the Arsenal/WBA game hasn’t got its own article yet, so is this the place I should come to start pissing and moaning about Mike Dean?

The world is gonna be okay for girls. Best it’s ever been.

Jesus God, Leitch. I don’t know whether to actively seek out Testament or just go hide under the bed with the dog for the next thirty years.

Now to sound like a proper Mainer take half an hour to say just that sentence.

Ugh, this is so underrated. +1