Also, my husband Idris Elba.

sorry, miss #notallchristians

if religion got out of the business of politics and morality-legislation (while being tax-free) i would be more on board with this... but the religious influence politics and make policies based on their religion that affect us all - as a non-believer, i don't tolerate that.

My BFF and I met at our Catholic college, we had both mostly given up our religion by that point, but we had the history/tradition. Fast forward 10 years, her (now) husband was raised atheist and it's always amazing to watch his face as she describes some of the intricacies of the Catholic faith to him. He gets this…

For a long time I've been falling asleep with the aid of an adult beverage or two.

For a long time I've been falling asleep with the aid of an adult beverage or two.

My Facebook feed is full of excited friends posting about this but icy fear shoots through me and roils in my stomach every time I think about my expectations being confronted by the reality of this book.

See, I'm glad to see responses of shock. Because that tells me that the social contract is working; there are now places where this kind of behavior - in public, at least - not only is unacceptable, but has been unacceptable for so long that it's genuinely surprising to the denizens of those regions.

I love how so many on here are so shocked by this. I have coworkers like this guy (& they've been at past jobs, too), & this guy is in the stores & the restaurants, & everywhere else. Oh yeah, wait a minute, his family is also just like him. I was standing in line to get a sandwich one day, & a man was telling his…

When the cops got there, Gaa at first denied making the comments, but in the process of doing so, this complete dumbshit started using racial slurs.

I would like one of these in several colors, please.

OH MAN, I totally remember one-piece suits being called "maillots" when I was a kid...because I pronounced it as "MAIL-ott" and my mom was all "sweetie, no."

I still suspect they will interpret it extremely narrowly and there will be, like, five states without same-sex marriage rights. And they'll just kind of sit there being assholes for like twenty years before they quietly get with the program.

You know, I grew up in Alabama, and I literally started crying when I heard this- because I thought we would be the last place that this would happen.

It is outrageous when a single unelected and unaccountable federal judge can uphold the fundamental democratic value of protecting the minority from the tyranny of the majority, and in doing so assert the principle that human rights apply to everyone.

Well goddammit. There goes my bet in the Last State to Recognize Gay Marriage pool. If I'd only gotten there a little sooner, I could have chosen Mississippi or Texas, but someone else beat me to it.

You are a gigantic fucking dickwad.

Oh bullshit. I dealt with customers like you for a decade. We can smell you coming. If it weren't the table, you would have found something else to bitch about and justify your being a cheap fucking asshole.

...wouldn't be tipping for the meal and apologized nicely to the server for that.

You are an asshole, plain and simple. The server isn't the the hostess. If you can't figure that out, the hostess shouldn't be the one having their intelligence called into question (and the fact that you are using an elementary school playground insult actually pretty tells us everything we need to know about your…

Let's say you really are this person, and your side of the story is 100% true.