The regimen does allow one “cheat day” per week, which he spends inhaling bacon and drinking the blood of DACA recipients.

Grading on the “Culver’s curve.”

Pssst. I think you mean psychological evaluation...

I had this thought run through my head too, but fear of being court ordered not to play Mario Kart prevented me from sharing it.

The judge is an idiot. If there’s any game that might result in a mass shooting it’s Mario Kart. #fuckblueshells

Too bad he didn’t go with Nintendo Bloke. He wouldn’t have had to change his monogram.

Since I now look like a crazy person responding to the word “dsxghdfj” (thank you Kinja), I’ll note here that the original post was talking about how Destiny 2 is essentially an MMORPG and how it’s pretty standard for games like World of Warcraft to lock players out of content every time an expansion rolls around.

Yeah, it raises an interesting question, and I’m sure this will keep coming up with more and more “service” games in the future. But if you bought vanilla Destiny 2 on PC (which came out in late October), you had less than a month and a half with this stuff before it locked you out. That’s kinda nuts.

It’s called Overwatch, not Flyover.

I chose to review it because, as I said in the second paragraph, I was hoping that Takahashi and crew would make something I enjoyed more this time around.

“We forgot that we can sell much of our pre-owned stock of games between now and the holiday shopping season. So we’ll resume the program once we have more money and fewer used games to rent.”

How did you wring yet another article out on this subject? Horizon was a great game, period. I admit to suffering some “map game exhaustion” (although I resist your efforts to turn “map game” into a thing) - I abandoned Fallout 4 halfway through, and when I recently loaded up Shadow of War, my urge to slaughter…

To Jim Irsay’s credit, Brissett’s injury actually IS all in his head.

To see your engines driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women on your mud flaps.

Conan, what is best in life?!

The truck simulation games are great(ETC2 and now ATC). It is one of those games that you think, how can people enjoy this, it looks boring. But it is not boring, it is soothing. It is the best way to relax, listen to a podcast/favorite tracklist, some beer/other drink/food you enjoy and it tranquilize you with its…

I’d sell out tomorrow if I could. When the choice is to possibly starve vs selling out, ESPECIALLY for esports, the right choice is pretty clear here.

If I was good enough to get an endorsement, I’d drink one can then spend the rest of the day refilling that can with water.

You wound me to the quick, sirrah. I faith know not how I shall go on.

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