At this point Nintendo either has some very awful, awful marketing departments, who insist that short-handing supply lines is a good idea, or Nintendo really is that bad at managing production of their hardware.

He looks way too unhappy to be lucio.

Your article spoiled the game’s title for me. I wanted to go in COMPLETELY blind but now I know a single MINUTE detail and RUINED the experience. Fuk u Jason.

Be sure to come back once you’ve played the game and realize how dumb this comment was!

Futaba is best waifu.

Yusuke needs to get a fucking job though.

I mean...Look, I’m 35, and I can tell you right now if I had the opportunity to flip a button and only battle other people in muh online gamez who were my age or older? I’d flip that bitch in a second.

Wouldn’t you?

30 IS senior for CS Pros. I’ve seen the videos. I’ve got a job and a wife, man. Ain’t nobody but…

I get that conservatives are ruining America on every single level of government. But can’t we all agree that Dick Armey is a hilarious name?

Even if I buy you innocently thought it was a gun (which I don’t but let’s pretend) nobody runs scared when white people are just exercising their second amendment right to carry a gun. Yet any black person holding a gun is treated like an active shooter. It’s absurd, racist, sickening, and one of the most blatant…

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Yeah, I might have overdone it there. You know what would be nice? If we could make galleries.

Importantly, one must remember that there is no such thing as a Golden Showa Day.

Dude... That was amaaaaaazing!

Man, that got weird really quick...

Unfortunately, I only recognize it from this video

you can't clean away shame