Have you ever noticed how some people look like their pets?

In the Great White North, getting wet can be fatal.  Sam the samoyed had the same revulsion for anything that got his skin damp, though his methods of resistance were geared more towards physical egress.

Fair enough.

Indeed.

He’s from France.

I’m sure that he’d prefer to blissfully ignore it. It’s just that the government keeps asking...

The ride record does a pretty good job of stopping them from doing it more than once. Which is about as well as any police agency can manage without going full “Minority Report”.

I’d be spending more time in the ER than some of the attending physicians. Kitten teeth are sharp.

The hostility isn’t really about what he did. Entitled, rage-inducing smirks are entirely legal, and we’d have to throw every teenager in jail if they weren’t.  It’s about a busload of Chads from Saint Brettster of the Boof’s Date Rape Academy digging into the 100% tax-deductible collection plate at Our Lady of…

Those aren’t real either.

She might prefer balloons.

The POTUS job comes with a salary of about $450K.  They wouldn’t be poor any more.

I don’t think losing the neckbeards will cost them much.

Roughly 200 Americans die of overdose *per day*.

On the other hand: 

This is Baloo.

The last time they asked we told them no.

Am I a bad person for wanting that phrase on a fake concert t-shirt?