We know the real reason

I guess in this day and age, one can get away with any crime, regardless of the severity, as long as they can prove that they have mental/emotional issues. We’re all precious special snowflakes.

Obviously you buy a G8 GXP.

Australian.

I’m pretty sure after they liquidate his assets you’ll end up with an Xbox and a bag of meth.

People may think you are driving a Malibu, but you will know better.

Still easier then changing a head light bulb on a new car.

I knew things were bad when you, the man who owns 4 Jeeps, bought that Honda Accord as your winter car.