As a recruiter. Some things I see on resumes all the time.

Do NOT put a picture on your resume. It is illegal for employees to base hiring on race and sex. Most of the time if a picture is on a resume, the potential employer is going to throw it away to insure they don’t have any legal issues.

Unless you are applying…

Who needs lunch, when you have IV bags!

It’s a REALLY cool car.

These guys are good. But something else I noticed is that all the drivers do a good job getting out of the way, and helping cars around them get out of the way (by opening up gaps, etc). In North America, everyone is too busy updated their twittergram and instabook to care and move out of the way.

Well, you do have to respect his work ethic. He only murders during work breaks, and then goes right back to work as if nothing had happened during the break — I know I’m not that committed to my job.

sociopaths don’t believe they’ll ever get caught.

Looks like the truck was going faster than right lane traffic. If he was doing the limit and say +5 and is continually passing then I really think that’s the Camaro’s problem. If he wants to speed way above the limit it’s not other peoples jobs to enable that.

Watch your arms, kids. It's the all-new 2016 Toyota Pennywise.

engine running or not, that's still a pretty dumb thing to do.

My thought too, wth take your baby in with you. I'm sort of surprised she didn't get charged with anything.

Does anyone else realize that she left her baby in the freaking car?

Check your parts bin—I think you left some commas in there!

NAILED the park job at the end though.

what a ducking idiot (first time in my life I ever purposely typed "ducking" )

This might be first real life situation that's impossible to porn parody.

Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.

Maybe it is the second coming of Jesus. You don't know that.

- Dr. Patrick Oz