AFAIK, Kimmy is not a Natural Born American... so no.

Anyone.... ANYONE... is better than the Clintons.

Watch your arms, kids. It's the all-new 2016 Toyota Pennywise.

Except they don't stay here And work. They go back to Iran.

engine running or not, that's still a pretty dumb thing to do.

My thought too, wth take your baby in with you. I'm sort of surprised she didn't get charged with anything.

Does anyone else realize that she left her baby in the freaking car?

Check your parts bin—I think you left some commas in there!

You don't know Jackie Chan. Do you even know what Fearless Hyena is? You do not. This particular cartoon expression of his remarkable range of emotions could mean approval as much as disapproval. Were you aware of Jackie Chan 20 years ago after Rumble in the Bronx? I was. So don't you dare. Don't you dare. And don't…

Fuck them like Tom Cruise fucked Wilford Brimley and Hal Holbrook after his black client clued Tom Cruise in that he could thusly fuck them via mail fraud penalties!

Shouldn't "every Olympics mascot ever" also be on the list?

NAILED the park job at the end though.

what a ducking idiot (first time in my life I ever purposely typed "ducking" )

This might be first real life situation that's impossible to porn parody.

Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.

Maybe it is the second coming of Jesus. You don't know that.

- Dr. Patrick Oz