Obviously it’s “NEWS FOR ALL AMERICA!!!” 🤦‍♂️

the fuck is “News Nation”?

Eh, people kept saying Teslas were luxury cars, but I’m not sure if most people actually believed that beyond the “luxury of not buying gas”.

Next up Jewish and Muslim drivers denying an order because it has pork. Vegan weirdos denying orders because it has meat or dairy. Numerous religious weirdos denying you getting incense because it’s witchcraft.

Pig does right thing

GNX was, yeah. This is a “regular” Grand National. 

I’ll bet my paycheck it was filed in Amarillo so that it is guaranteed to land on the desk of Judge Matthew Kacsmaryk. Yes the guy who says migrants must remain in Mexico, reinstated a naval sailor who refused to mask up on his submarine essentially taking the powers of commander in chief from the President, suspended…

Seriously get me on the payroll. I will lie for money too. Being a shill (for money) is not beneath me.

Stock tires. But let’s not mention that the Porsche is AWD/PDK, because transparency is only for losers, amirite?

Me: “Hello, Porsche marketing department? You need to see this comment from Give Me Tacos or Give Me Death on Jalopnik.”

Porsche needs to do an equivalent stunt where they race a Cybertruck against one of their cars, only... there’s snow on the ground.

Nixon started the war on drugs, but Nancy took it to a new level. 

“Just say no” was Nancy Reagan, not Nixon. Gen X remembers.

This just ticks so many boxes. Could also go with the Huayra or anything from Koenigsegg.

Vietnam is often pointed to as a more benign place to do business if you’re looking for low-ish wage labor in Asia. You know, without all the baggage of China with its wholesale persecution of huge numbers of minority populations and such. This is a neat reminder that Vietnam, despite having opened up to the world and…

Never fuck a cop.

Plus, the bar was gay in Missouri. That’s an automatic lynching isn’t it? It allegedly probably will become such under new red state laws written by ALEC.

Destroy a person’s business and home, arrest that person for getting mad about it. Sounds about cop.

Hyperloop was always a bullshit vapourware.

Interesting, raising your voice is causing a disturbance but crashing your 5,500 pound SUV police cruiser through the front wall is apparently not.