The real question may be whether you’ll still act like an adult driving it. :)

C’mon man it’s a GTI not an STI

That’s because she uses other people's jokes.

Amy Schumer, come get your racist sister.

Have you ever seen the way a dog arches its back when it drops a deuce? That, basically, in car form. That’s what I see when I look at this car. I imagine the car looking over its shoulder at me — like a dog — giving me that look like: “Hey, uh... Little privacy here?” But it’s a dog. What expectations of privacy…

Immediate thoughts on the race:

Heretic!

The trunk of that Fulvia Zagato can be closed just fine. There’s a small electric motor that allows you to slightly raise the hatch while driving, to aid with ventilation.

Glad to see you guys brought out the 2004-era Flipcam again to maintain the production values we’ve all come to expect from these remotes. Well done.

I sincerely love to watch Hamilton drive, but his embarrassingly manufactured public persona REALLY makes it hard for me to root for him. Looking at his Twitter feed makes me...

This is like that time when I sat down to play an old driving video game and found saved ghosts from my dad who was tragically killed 5 years ago for being awesome saving the life of a woman who was holding a baby that was holding a puppy and a kitten from a raging flood only to be swept away as he got them to safety,…

My favorite Porsche color is Gelbgrun (yellow green). Sadly, it’s only available through Porsche PTS.

Volvo Polestar looks MUCH better:

I’d paint everything this color.

Charisma comes in small packages.

You have very low hopes and dreams to aspire to be a Texan.

Texas sucks.

You include the Diamante but leave out the Starion? SACRILEGE. OK, I guess the Starion wasn't around 20 years ago specifically, but it deserves mention as being the spiritual father of the Eclipse. In any case, ditch the Diamante, please.