There are two types of cops: Bad cops and cops who cover for bad cops.

Fuck all cops.

No they would not, unless they were some knuckle dragging MAGA moron whose dad is also their brother.

Tell us Brian Kitso, what do the majority of Americans not get?

Guaranteed the cops are all lying about what happened. They cannot be trusted.

The Irishman was a horrible movie, and having it on this list negates any point the writer was trying to make.

Pathetic.

15 per day sounds like an acceptable number. 

Disney’s response should be to pull jobs and relocate them to another state.

Abandoning Florida would sink the state and Desantis all in one move. Win/Win as far as I’m concerned.

Elon announced he will be loading Tesla’s self-driving software onto the Twitter/X servers so the site can drive itself into the ground.

It’s encouraging to see Jalopnik hasn’t been stocked with a bunch of Tesla fanboys.

I’m just here to read how the Tesla Bros are going to defend Musk against attacks over his mental capacity.

So far, so good...

I figured someone would’ve already posted this. That thing is sexy!

Many of these dopes claim to be libertarians, which essentially means they want all of their freedoms with none of the associated responsibilities.

I’m pretty sure the Trump kids were found guilty of stealing from the family charity they ran AND lying to people about the location of real estate they were selling. Then there’s Jared selling national security secrets to the Saudis, which he has so far gotten away with.

This is what you were talking about, right?

Seeing this story again makes me want to say this again: Fuck all cops.

There are only two types of cops: bad cops and cops who cover for bad cops.

Fuck all cops.

I’m not saying someone should do it, but I do think somebody is gonna try it.

I’m willing to bet that at some point somebody is going to put an explosive in one of these bags and change the entire game in an instant.

Is it me, or do below average looking girls get a lot of attention these days?

All she has is nice hair and expensive cookies, and for that she gets all of this attention?

This story represents everything you’d expect from a police department in a former slave state.

Please tell me you intentionally misspelled ‘moron’.