Can Deadspin just start calling them the Washington Redhawks from now on?

He was also in the first season of Netflix’s Iron Fist, in a fight scene with Justin Timberlake..I mean Iron Fist..lol

I mean why does that matter? You don’t extra credit for spending less money.

I realize this is a small point, but as a professional musician, it’s galling that the general public just throws the word “acoustic” around. It has a specific meeting - no electric amplification of the instrument itself. Here, there is a guitar and a bass both being heard through electric amplification, plus the…

Something is not “the best” because it’s better than the two worst examples possible.

That’s ridicous? It was perfectly plotted through out.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Fuck the beach. The beach is the fucking worst. You know who goes to the beach? Miserable fucking people go to the beach, to pretend that they’re not miserable fucking people.

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

All that yapping in Death Proof—on and on and on. Christ, it was endless—like a torrent. Tarantino is the master of dialog, but some balance in how the dialog was handled versus the sporadic action would’ve been a godsend.

I felt like it was too...meh. Like it got dumb quick.

I couldn’t stand Death Proof and gave up after 10-20 minutes. It was a shame as I’d been really looking forward to it, but I thought it was just... crap. I tuned back in for the ending, but was glad I didn’t stick around. I know what they were going for, but in my view they didn’t achieve it.

How much are those VO2s in loonies?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

II can’t do that with my jeep so I’m willing to give it a pass on that.

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

Tough shit. I’m tired of being Captain Save-a-Ho to the rest of the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing country. It’s not MY job to drag you kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

This is like watching a bunch of Trump voters cheering when Obamacare is repealed, only to find out that Obamacare and the ACA (which they rely on for their diabetes medication) were the same thing.

Don’t forget Three Weavers Brewery, straight outta Inglewood! Soooo Goooood!