Don't get me wrong this deal kinda sucks but if you are living paycheck to paycheck you might want to reconsider and start saving some money.

This is the most insane thing I've watched all week. He jumps out a window into a PLANK! Someone sign this kid up for the movies! Jackie Chan, you seeing this?

He changed shirts in the air.

Kind of nice that the developers just say "Eh, just pirate the damn thing if you can't legally buy it in Australia", but maybe the devs should set up a tip jar so that Australians (and other pirates with a guilty conscience) can give them money even if they pirated the game.

It's amazing the good things that can happen if you dress nicely and treat people with respect.

Guys, here's a trick. When you show up at the airport, especially on a long haul flight, do the following:

I'll take it!

I would give you five stars and take you out for dinner for this entire thread. But I can't, so I will high five you in my imagination.

Hey, don't diss my puns. This is my Kraft!

Cheesus, Joseph, and Mary! Can we cut it with all these puns? It makes my blood curdle

I couldn't disa-Brie more.

I don't let that curd my enthusiasm.

Thats so cheesy.

The puns stink, cut it out. :p

That would be pretty whiz, but I know it won't happen. I won't string myself along.

with pun skills like that you could make some serious cheddar.

(also, what is this Reddit?)

That's the old pepper, Jack.

I think you need some time with an anatomy book.

There's not enough good movies per month to warrant $45. There might be one month of the year where I would use this but if it requires a contract for multiple months I'm out.