They painted Link as Dark Link, but couldn't be bothered to repaint/replace the piss stream running down his leg?

One of the most frustrating parts of ACIII was how amazingly anal retentive it was about uncovering map elements. You had to be right. on. top. of them, and the wishy-washy have-I-been-there-yet fog-of-war didn't help anything.

Um, yeah, ok. Whatever you say.

You get the one with a badass ancient orca, not the one with an obese lizard. It's a simple choice.

"obese dolphin" or killer whale god of the sea?

What...!? I made a comment on the article picture, and it said the picture might contain graphic content =/ I guess Groudon might be...
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You get the one with the dinosaur thingy, not the one with an obese dolphin. It's a simple choice.

Evil Pikachu

Sapphire has Ludicolo, making it objectively the correct choice.

I wouldn't call myself a terribly productive person, but in a similar vein one of my bigger pet peeves is when people tell me how "bored" they are. To me, there is literally never a reason to utter that phrase if you are not severely mentally handicapped.

My absolute favourite Pokémon, I was so happy when I saw him announced. He'll be on my competitive party for sure. Turn order is decided before a Pokémon Mega Evolves meaning that Sableye can take advantage of Prankster to get a guaranteed first hit and instantly switch to Magic Bounce!

Why are you so proud to state, on Gizmodo, that you use adblock on Gizmodo? It's essentially saying, "Hey guys, keep writing stuff for me and never ever make any money off of me, even though by coming back and reading regularly it I show that I enjoy your content." Advertising is a huge chunk of Giz's revenue. I will…

I bought the ps4 on release day, and the biggest factor for me is a simple one JRPG's because lets face it XBone wont have many/none.

That's true—and one of the biggest criticisms of Black Friday (that the starting prices, and thus the discounts, are inflated). Since they're all competing against each other, though, I'm guessing most prices for the same item will be similar across stores, but some stores will more deeply discount other items as…

This is just Talion's alter ego on nights and weekends.

Ive got family in Nurn. Nice place

Pretty cool design on her!

Oh... and "Death by snoo-snoo!"?

"DC, you have failed this IP!"

Apologies - don't you hate it when people like me only read the headline? :P

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.