dudes on gizmodo are giving me shit for not being into the diamond industry. omg capitalists, we get it, you don’t care about anyone!

They’re registered at Bed, Bath and Way Beyond.

Finally, a feel-good story about bad sex.

Also I can’t be the only one who wishes that he would just grow his hair out like Maui

That or someone will use it to power a crazy ice laser to freeze Gotham city while making terrible ice puns.

Your occasional reminder that the value of diamonds is a complete fabrication and the concept of the diamond engagement ring is, like many modern customs, due to good marketing that really stuck the landing:

I’d always heard that diamond prices were primarily maintained by artificial scarcity and cartel pricing. Exceptional diamonds, like this one, are surely not subject to any such limitations. I know that I’d not mind owning a couple.

The intermittent fasting diet I have done is actually the 5:2 diet where you fast two days each week. It’s the only diet that ever worked for me—lost the weight I wanted to for my wedding and then at my next checkup all my numbers like cholesterol and blood sugar had significantly improved as well.

One Sharon Stone story I do remember. Remember that iconic scene in Basic Instinct when she uncrosses her legs to show the cops she’s not wearing underwear? She was apparently tricked into doing it.

She was on Fallon last night with Lily Tomlon, rocking the band-aid on her mouth and still looked gorgeous.

“Hey listen, the world is falling apart, what’s a lip?” Jane Fonda is a gift! I can’t wait for Grace & Frankie to return this week. So so good.

This. I mean, it’s basically a tech-ified version of the rhythm method, and we know how well that’s worked out for Catholics around the world.

A source says “it seems like [Lindsay Lohan] is trying to rebrand.”

She could fill a book with disgusting stories. I’d love to hear how she told these scumbags off throughout her life. And, on a shallow note, I LOVE her hair, her sweater, her amazing face—everything about her look right now is fire.

I love her and her sweater. I also love JANE Fonda.

There was some overlap in commenters yesterday who posted their tributes to O’Riordan, and then went on to participate in a thread about how your M&M preference is indicative of your mental health. This was pretty frustrating to read, since I have firsthand knowledge of the fact that when a healthy young person dies…

STONE: [inhales deeply] I’ve been in this business for 40 years, Lee.

Sharon Stone is a gift we don’t deserve. That cozy sweater, on the other hand, is a gift I do deserve.