Grossest fan fiction EVER.

I feel so bad for children ghosts. I wanna hug them... but you know... ghosts?

Crap either that was the world’s most effective prank OR YOU WERE ALMOST MURDERED

Lol animals are the worst, they will fuck with you, no joke.

Nope. “All is silent all is still” from that day forward.

I dont even understand ghosts.

I don’t know how the cat did it, but that cat was totally fucking with you.

My senior year of college, my boyfriend lived off campus and so we spent a lot of time at his place. It was out in the middle of no where, surrounded by woods and only accessible by this one lane country road. One night, around Halloween, we decided to watch the movie The Strangers. It’s a horror movie about a couple…

the mug thing actually happens a lot if you put cold water in the glass, and condensed water forms a seal around the bottom edge. Air trapped beneath the glass will actually cause the glass to move or float across a surface. Fun fact.

1) omg yessssss! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

This was almost 30 years ago. Times flies. My husband and I were newlyweds and bought our first home in St Paul, MN. Big old Victorian monstrosity in a depressed area, which is what we could afford.

A tv screen in my office started to flicker when I was reading this and it fucked me up. SAVE US NEO!

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

IT’S TIMEEEEE

A woman made a man look stupid! Dammit, we desperately have to find a way she’s wrong somehow!

I love the rage that word creates.

After being an adult for a few years nothing supernatural can scare me.

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

It’s fascinating that such a large percentage of the twitter replies and comments here are variants on the “Well, actually” theme.

It doesn’t matter if Greatest Show on Earth came out first, if Incas was the movie they watched and said, “Base the costume on that.”