fortunatelythelemons
FortunatelyTheLemons
fortunatelythelemons

People are talking about the 1.5% margin, but what they don’t remember is that Alabama voted for Trump by 30%, so that’s a 31% voter shift. That’s completely unheard of and a monumental achievement. We should all be paying Alabaman democrats to lead seminars after tonight.

I hear you. People are talking about the 1.5% margin, but what they don’t remember is that Alabama voted for Trump by 30%, so that’s a 31% voter shift. That’s unheard of. Ya’ll need to school the rest of us on how it’s done. Congrats in a big way!

You’re an idiot.

Really?? You can use a knife for all of that??? If only I had known. *throws down tenth apple while you’re still cutting your third.*

Ok I normally despise kitchen gadgets, but three of them have changed my kitchen game enormously: 1. apple corer/slicer 2. avocado cutter/depitter/slicer and 3. frosting gun. I have a similar one from Pampered Chef and once you get the hang of it, it allows for much more control, plus it’s easier on the hands. At

THIS.

My dad said to me, “(nickname,) I’m glad I never need to worry about you....I know if a guy gets fresh with you, you’ll just knock his block off.” I was nine.

If you gave a pebbly shit about other people’s hurt, Matt, you wouldn’t have ousted/cornered/raped any of them.

Agreed. And I LOVE Thanksgiving food. The kiddos and I agreed to make “gourmet” turkey sandwiches this year.

i adore this

THIS. Austin especially is one of the worst gerrymandering cases I’ve ever seen. Houston is solidly purple and tips blue more often than not.

Preach.

Yeah, my first thought was “that’s a lot of unnecessary detail for someone who’s not lying.”

Yeah I am also up for a good olstrudeling.

Couldn’t find the Kinja one, but tbh I didn’t look super hard.

Yes!!! I haven’t seen it but can’t wait. Thanks for catching the miss.

She is the divaist diva to ever diva—said with the utmost admiration.

I think that this time will be different, not because movie studios and corporations and men in general have finally started caring about women’s voices—but they sure do care about our dollars, and for the first time in entertainment history there’s proof that the female consumer is equally if not more powerful than