How is this not buying a nation’s silence? A plague on both your houses.

the rewrite is wrong on every level and i adore it

this seems like you could accidentally suffocate someone without knowing, until after completion and unwitting necrophilia.

The collar on that tux makes it look like his head is poorly photoshopped onto his body IRL.

So the thing is . . . Scientology teaches that their high-level members are really the ONLY people who can actually help in an accident or emergency. Cruise is literally responding like a supernatural paramedic. Because he thinks he is one.

This makes me angry. Like, really truly angry. Idiocracy has arrived.

Preach it.

everything about this delights me

so he was already rich enough to force people to pay attention to him? because this stuff is total shit.

i want to read these. got a link?

your user name makes me viciously happy

gross

Taking your story at face value, my opinion is that you haven’t been coercive. The fact you’re this concerned about it indicates a lack of intent. And it sounds like you were honest and direct.

YES. I call this “rape by attrition.” There are men who’ve learned they can force women—or anyone—to do whatever they want, simply by being relentlessly persistent. They’re like predators who wound their prey and follow it until it succumbs to exhaustion and blood loss. These fuckers have made passive-aggression work…

genuinely lmao. would watch.

i want to eat it, but also feel like i should bathe with it.

i once visited a church that had the same thing. and smoke machines. during sunday service—per usual. some ev free place near yorba linda. i am not even shitting.

DAMN straight

fixed that for you

lends new meaning to the phrase “wash and wear.”