fortunatelythelemons
FortunatelyTheLemons
fortunatelythelemons

Taking your story at face value, my opinion is that you haven’t been coercive. The fact you’re this concerned about it indicates a lack of intent. And it sounds like you were honest and direct.

YES. I call this “rape by attrition.” There are men who’ve learned they can force women—or anyone—to do whatever they want, simply by being relentlessly persistent. They’re like predators who wound their prey and follow it until it succumbs to exhaustion and blood loss. These fuckers have made passive-aggression work

genuinely lmao. would watch.

This is fantastic news. As a Chronicles superfan, the latest three movies filled me with so much disappointed rage . . . I don’t even allow them in my house. Makes the diehard Tolkienites look reasonable by comparison. The deviated so much they were barely recognizable as the same stories.

i want to eat it, but also feel like i should bathe with it.

i once visited a church that had the same thing. and smoke machines. during sunday service—per usual. some ev free place near yorba linda. i am not even shitting.

DAMN straight

All the stars. Infinite stars. Stardust.

i have literally never stopped to consider what indian zombies look like. #themoreyouknow

this is gross on every level

language is living, google, and the people have spoken. let’r lie.

fixed that for you

lends new meaning to the phrase “wash and wear.”

are you telling me vancouver has an unattached pussy shortage

yes but i need to wear blue spiral galaxies to keep warm.

i originally read this as

genuinely lmao

I love this idea. Do a Kickstarter.

THIS ONE. I laughed in disbelieving horror for five full minutes . . .how? . . . why? . . .

“Who’s the superhero now?!”