Maybe you shouldn’t try to diagnose the cause of a stranger’s depression from your fucking computer

I got hit square in the junk by a racquetball while playing wall ball once. I was also 5 feet wide of the wall when I got hit. Fucker was aiming for me.

Agreed. This is by far the most satisfying ball to chuck at people arbitrarily.

racquet ball is tennis for people who want to play in air conditioning

Wow, you got them all right, in the correct order, the first time! Deadspin writers always fail at that.

No. But did you know Kansas is flatter than a pancake?

how waffle

FRUITFUL!!!

You would have complained just as much if you’d had the internet. You just made movies about it instead.

Thought Catalog is the worst thing written *by* millennials. This is the worst thing written ABOUT millennials.

They don’t have a signed agreement. By definition, an MOU is un-ratified by the membership.

Actually, this is a tactic that will help their union, which is currently negotiating. They are working with their negotiators.

We live in a very strange world.

I once thought I was playing Eve for several hours, turns out I just change my PC wallpaper to a starscape and left Excel open

Eve, that video game that is way more fun and entertaining to read about all the crazy things that happen instead of actually playing it.

I had no love for EVE while playing it briefly, but I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of reading up on the craziness that goes on.

Bosh: This beer hits the spot. 5 stars.

9a. Thou shalt not have a "Press Start to Continue" splash screen before thine menu. It serveth no purpose, and doth only make thine game seem like a port performed with no effort. Taketh some pride in thine work and enact it correctly.