Since the corporations already own the politicians, electing the CEOs directly seems like a logical move toward eliminating the middleman and keeping more of the profits in-house.

As a left-winger living in a bubble

I’m fascinated by your hot take. Are you positing that the comments here are all being made by people who are pretending to care about soccer? Or do you think that none of these people actually exist and that Deadspin is sponsoring a false-flag operation to distract Americans from the imminent reptoid invasion by…

You aren’t necessarily wrong, but Bellator, the UFC’s closest competition, is literally a circus. Their biggest fights tend to involve fighters well past their prime (Tito Ortiz, Chael Sonnen, Rampage Jackson) or are literal sideshow events (Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000).

Johnson is a victim of his own success. He’s arguably the best fighter in MMA history because he cleared out his division of every credible challenger. Ever step he takes toward cementing his reputation leaves him with less and less material to create a fight that people want to watch.

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are being sued
in small claims court
by the above named
plaintiff
you
are directed
to appear for trial of
this claim on
the date
and time
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if you
wish
to settle
this claim before the
trial date
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Every generation gets the Jewel it deserves.

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out of
me
he knocked me
to the floor
i got
back up
and knocked him
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batman
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It really is a biz-Tzar looking stadium.

Or a shruggie with a halo and light bulb above its head and a single tear in one of its eyes.

CNN needs to get over its daddy issues with Trump. He’s never going to validate their life choices, no matter how many times they call him “presidential.”

I think he’s on this mainly to get out of having to go to PR.

Or better yet, we can all just start abbreviating as “T&P”.

Guns don’t kill people, white guys kill people.

At night, in a panicky crowd, against a target in an unknown location.

How about this; in the spirit of compromise let’s make suppressors completely legal and just outlaw private gun ownership.

WHITEWATER!!!

Then we’all all know all the things about this shady twerp