If you take polling numbers from last May as any indication of what would have actually happened in the election then you may not really understand how politics works.

Agree with every word of this except “arguably.”

I read quite a few of your recent comments and I am now completely sure you have some rage issues and are afflicted with deep emotional problems. If you need someone to talk to, I’m here for you.

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I initially looked at this and thought you had screwed up a good Li’l Abner joke with a typo.

You literally do not understand how language works. Literally.

Yep.

Yep.

Yep.

Yep.

Are you still talking, buddy?

Or, more simply “I don’t argue with idiots.”

Look, I sort of felt bad about calling you an arrogant ass, so I went back and read the last three pages of your Kinja comments. And then I didn’t feel bad anymore.

Accepting descriptive linguistics is not a personal failure.

Add “epic” and “hero” to your list.

This shocking news just in; a local linguistic prescriptivist is also an arrogant ass. We’ll continue to report details as they become available.

I’ve seen a lot of videos like this that take place in stores in poor neighborhoods, and the “well I’ll just hang back until this plays out so I can buy my shit” response is remarkably common.

My wife started calling it Spendthrift because she is basically a professional joke maker.

WHAT IF THE JOB I WANT IS PROFESSIONAL SHORTS MODEL?

I am vehemently anti-sandal and I am still behind you 100%.