Agree with every word of this except “arguably.”

I read quite a few of your recent comments and I am now completely sure you have some rage issues and are afflicted with deep emotional problems. If you need someone to talk to, I’m here for you.

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I initially looked at this and thought you had screwed up a good Li’l Abner joke with a typo.

You literally do not understand how language works. Literally.

Yep.

Yep.

Yep.

Yep.

Are you still talking, buddy?

Or, more simply “I don’t argue with idiots.”

Look, I sort of felt bad about calling you an arrogant ass, so I went back and read the last three pages of your Kinja comments. And then I didn’t feel bad anymore.

Accepting descriptive linguistics is not a personal failure.

Add “epic” and “hero” to your list.

This shocking news just in; a local linguistic prescriptivist is also an arrogant ass. We’ll continue to report details as they become available.

I’ve seen a lot of videos like this that take place in stores in poor neighborhoods, and the “well I’ll just hang back until this plays out so I can buy my shit” response is remarkably common.

My wife started calling it Spendthrift because she is basically a professional joke maker.

WHAT IF THE JOB I WANT IS PROFESSIONAL SHORTS MODEL?

I am vehemently anti-sandal and I am still behind you 100%.

Fuck suits. I’m not wearing a goddamn costume to work like I’m an 18th century courtier.