If I had to summarize all of Kinja in one comment, it would be this one.

Why did you post a picture of Bob Odenkirk for this story?

Is it supposed to look like Optimus Prime’s emo teenage son?

I’m pretty sure that “Traumatic Ocular Migraine” was a Skinny Puppy album from 1987.

If Gregg Easterbrook finds out you are biting his style he’s going to come at you like a mad dogg.

Golovkin was my guess, too. He seems like he would be a good hang.

I like that Lehrer fellow but I never cared for Macneil and all his razzle-dazzle.

Now could you start telling us all the reasons you don’t have a TV and only listen to jazz? Please?

I also intend to play quarterback in the NFL next season!

I’ve been watching Project Runway since season two, so when my wife catches me checking out another woman it is usually related to some sort of fashion disaster.

Or, don’t attend parties. Drink at home, alone, in a dark room.

Donnchadh and Éadaoin not Donnchadh and Ruadhán! Right, guys?

Right. Everyone who has read it is over at Deadspin.

You seem to have a lot of rules about shoes.

To be fair, you can get away with crimes if you are good enough at anything to make a lot of money.

Do you legitimately think this would be a better site if all the writers agreed on everything all the time?

If Duke were a person it would definitely be Tucker Max.

Pretty sure that those who failed the bar exam ended up becoming poor waiters.

My wife knows not to ask about unplanned emergency showers.

Sure. Lots of people believe lots of things for lots of different reasons and are or are not assholes about those things.