You’d hope that.  But most people, when they find wee miniatures like that, often just pop them onto a mantelpiece or in a cupboard somewhere as a wee memento.  Besides, if you really want to try the whisky, you can always pop down to the shops and buy yourself a bottle.  And sometimes, if the miniature is from a…

DENNIS FUCKING LEE, GET THIS ARTICLE EDITED RIGHT THIS MINUTE. WE DO NOT CALL WHISKY “WHISKEY” HERE IN SCOTLAND.

You need Jesus.

You know, I’m amazed you people haven’t latched onto the concept of pakora yet. Then again, I suppose it’ll probably take a Disney film for you lot to recognise one of the greatest foodstuffs ever to have emerged from the Indian subcontinent, not to mention the range of dips and sauces you can summon to nom on ‘em…

You need whisky or absinthe to make it through the greys on that shitstorm.

I don’t think she’s summoning them, rather they’re showing themselves to her to show her that she’s not alone. Note that Bilquis earlier in the season was always alone and was probably feeling lost and betrayed - the Orishas are probably just saying “we’re here if you need us”.

Okay and word of the wise to the grey-troll I just dismissed? The only help I need is tolerating this elitist sort of bullshit. This sort of bullshit is what led to a common, staple crop becoming a fad and “must-have” - hello, quinoa. This sort of bullshit is what turned kale from cattle feed into some sort of…

Erm...no.  No.  He’s a rapist who raped children.  That’s infinitely more worrying.  Fuck me, don’t they give a shit about their public image any more?

I think the texture can be down to what sort of chickpeas are used. Canned chickpeas are fine to use, definitely (says the guy with at least a dozen cans sitting in his cupboard, heh). But the recipe my grandmother gave me for hummus has a triple-underlined sentence telling me NOT TO USE CANNED CHICKPEAS. Yeesh. So if…

Yeah, Sara, you’re a snob.

As I’m a Brit, I feel honour-bound to defend our own fast-food, in particular a fast-food joint that’s been around for centuries....the chippy!

Take your star, you minx!

Oh, I adore Tango in the Night. It’s my second-favourite Mac album. And, hey, it gave us this little gem of a song. Can’t imagine where I’ve heard this in recent years...

I was raised by a Mac fan and my mother’s belief is still that Buckingham was a prick. I think a lot of people think that Buckingham is a prick and always will be a prick. Always had time for Fleetwood, Nicks and McVie though, especially Nicks and McVie. Always hold hope that Nicks and McVie would team up to write…

“Stevie, can’t you hex him?”

Aside from Lizzie’s latest sleep-inducing album (style points will include affected drawl, pseudo-intellectual lyrics pronounced in a languid and supposedly sexy style) will no doubt get a listen for giggles at my place - one cannot mock an “artist” without listening to their output, darlings - I’m actually genuinely…

My first memory of eating pasta is when I was five. I had sat down to eat lunch with my Dad’s parents, the very-Anglo-Italian Grandfather (he of the hunting knives, disdain for my father and a passion for reading Stephen King novels to his grandchildren to get them to sleep at night) and very-Italian Grandmother, and…

The goddess dancing scene was brilliant. Can we have some more, hmm? In fact, how about an Orisha spin-off?

Apart from the chandelier look. Oh honey, that just looked cheap.

Oh, I agree about Tayce. I don’t see her lasting more than, oh, another two challenges. I find the snarky talking head bits rather fun to watch though. But the look that A’Whora pulled off this week? Holy fuck. I honestly don’t think any queen’s been able to make something like that in any of the various shows.  I…