If you turquoise-dye-sniffers are going to try and mock Australia, at least have the decency to point out that Australia and New Zealand not deadly rivals but more like the two cool bickering cousins who look down on you and think “What an inbred moron you are” and who would happily gang up on you for slating the…
They’re not weird, you twit. They’re called Utes and I so desperately want one. American-style “trucks” are fucking hideous.
May his slumber forevermore be plagued by fisting demons. And if necessary, I’ll loan someone a pair of silver tap-shoes to wear to the funeral (my Grandmother always says to have a pair for such happy occasions).
I don’t know. Incorporating too many details about Amy’s history - no matter how tempting it would have been - would have detracted from the somewhat-merciless sociopathy she shows on-screen. When you look at the film as a whole, it would have been literally a plot-thread that could have been left hanging. Fincher was…
I always remember thinking that Amy Dunne was a bit shit in the book, that she was just a little too camp for my liking as a properly evil character, but Pike just went that little bit too far down the road (as Fincher often gets his actors to do) and she was fucking terrifying. There’s a video that explores the…
People are very easy to manipulate and easier to convince that there was nothing wrong. Think about it like this: since the Clinton years (interestingly, when Fox News started pumping out its special brand o’ shite) these people have been fed a continuous stream of bullshit. Then the Credit Crunch happened and that is…
Here’s hoping they call the impending sprog Diana just to fuck with the rabid right-wing fucknugget press...
I would tell the story of how my mate seduced a trainee Catholic priest by “tempting him” during Lent, but I think that’s too raunchy for this timid wee blog...
I always say it’s best to tell the person who is angry with you to literally get everything off their chest. It’s how I’m apparently the best in my job at my company (because I let the customer rant, note everything and then come up with an action plan that, surprise surprise, has the customer leaving the call a happy…
Well, we did warn the straights for decades about Kevin Spacey, especially about his antics in Hyde Park.
Us gays have known about NPH for years. Believe me. We knew he was only playing a straight version of himself in that film.
I heard a rumour about David Fincher that he cast Timberlake for that very reason, that he watched a few interviews with Parker and had interacted with Timberlake at some point in the past and thought “That’s who should play him”. Fincher has a somewhat eerie ability to bring out truly nasty layers of performance from…
Well, thankfully the one who really treated me like shit did the world a solid and killed himself over ten years ago. No great loss to humanity, believe me.
Oh, I’m going to watch this! *saves for inevitable piracy*
Helping one of my best friends propose to my mate Dan. Bit of context: I’ve known Dan from school, drifted along in his stardust-laden wake (seriously, he was god-like at our school and boy, there were a lot of sobbing girls when he decided “fuck this!” and quit school half-way through sixth year to go travelling),…
I was already sick of that fucking arsehole but now I’m sitting here, thinking to myself “who’s next? Who else has a story about this cretin being a fucking bastard?” Fuck him. Fuck him and his enablers/apologists to the heart of the fucking sun.
Yup. This is about as Italian as Donald Trump’s ballhairs.
Wait, there’s videos of these dangleberries getting dragged off planes? TO THE TUBE OF YOU!
Fuck off into a jail cell, you whinging wee sack of shit. YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING. YOU ARE A GROWN FUCKING ADULT.
These people should be lobotomised, sterilised at best. You’re a fucking adult going after a kid’s toy, you fucking wankers. Get a life!
