OMG can they PLEASE have open auditions, dear god please! I will wait in line for hours, neh, DAYS to sing ‘Hit me With Your Best Shot’ on a Broadway stage*... WHO’S WITH ME!?

Doesn’t Latisse just make your lashes longer? Not necessarily thicker? Hey, still worth a shot!!

Blueberry, you may have just changed my life. Thank you, and good luck to your brows.

Very sad story - I was in middle school/high school in the late 90s, so I tweezed my already naturally thin brows to the perfect 90s line... and they never grew back... ever... siiiiiiiiigh...

Okay can we talk about Jonah Hill’s temperature issues for a sec? NY Mag posted this a couple of weeks ago when it was over 90 out: http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/07… ... he’s in basically a full sweatsuit. Now today is cooler, sure, but a gorgeous and a WARM 77 degrees and sunny - I was hot in slacks and a sleevelss…

omg i LOLed, you’re hilarious

I agree, but for me her ‘questionable character’ is an asset as long as the GOP controls congress... this is how I imagine my girl Hil behind closed doors and it gives me LIFE:

Ha, THANKS!

The “well she’s better than Trump” brush off boils my blood. To be clear, I’ll take it all the way to the White House, but fuck you for completely ignoring and/or discrediting her entire life’s work. What the fuck have you done, bro?

Haha, I can only laugh now b/c I’m not in jail... I had switched purses before a flight to take a crappier bag on a beach vacation. The purse I switched to was pretty old and had been out of regular rotation for a couple of years... Well, when it WAS in rotation I was dating a guy who would skeet shoot upstate with…

I was once... detained... at Newark airport. I have never been happier to have put eyeliner on that morning... Once I was released, I come to find out that ERW DOES NOT SERVE BOOZE BEFORE 9AM. What the fuck, I was just DETAINED, I can SEE the vodka back there, come on, just a splash. Ugh. I’d say Newark could go…

While we’re on the topic, when I moved I was in desperate need of couch help (hallways wouldn’t fit assembled couches) - IKEA charges not only $140 for delivery but another $30 PER FLOOR to deliver upstairs, so we’re talking $290 just to get inside the apartment... . These guys http://www.idaflatpack.com/ will go to…

KATY FOR THE WIN!! Seriously I don’t think I have ever been so impressed with anyone’s gif selection, or even ever thought about someone gif selection...

geeze, way to be reasonable and objective on a bachelorette thread... who invited logic? psh

I was thinking the same thing, like oof you know both the Star Spangled Banner and Happy Birthday fuck ya if you don’t start low... Makes it even more charming :-)

It is! It’s totally overlooked and actually phenom - perfect before any show ... don’t tell the tourists ;-)

I actually met him a few years ago after his PR season - we were in Blue Finn in Time Square for brunch, he was with Tim Gunn and some production people so they must have been on a filming break ... after I spent most of brunch ignoring my family and having a Tim Gunn meltdown, I actually got a picture with CS - he…

I said this on another threat but aside from the signs, Disney has MORE than enough resources to catch and relocate all gators who get into their waterways. They also have the resources to put up more precautions - gating the canals etc - to prevent them in the first place. I know these are pretty large bodies of…

Considering my girlfriend and I drank our excitement the whole show I basically never stopped crying, it just ebbed and flowed from excited crying, to moved crying, to sad it’s over crying... Basically the best concert of my life. Ha

First off, I share the who the fuck are you kidding with two songs sentiment?! Try every song on both albums, plus that sad one after Ginger left.