Pretty recently I was wearing a pair of 4"ers and coming up the stairs from the restroom at a fancy midtown steakhouse, I made the turn on the slick hardwoods to head back to my table (full of clients) and went down HARD - like felt it happening, it was basically slow motion, but I couldn’t stop it. Bless my waiter…

This lovely NYMag piece on the episode (I think by the producer) makes it likely it was a bit of both: http://www.vulture.com/2016/04/new-gi…

Tommy crush!! I didn’t look at the byline when I first read this, I’m both excited to see its you and even more enraged by the story bc I know/love you... This is LP from FSS, tell Stephen I said hi, we miss you boys! Xo

I hope so b/c I didn’t think I read it THAT wrong... He might have also been a smidge younger, kids these days don’t know how to have a conversation with a random drunk girl on a subway anymore, ugh.

I live in NYC and fancy myself an attractive lady, after a couple of cocktails one afternoon I was feeling like the hottest girl around (funny how liquor does that) and tried to chat up a cute guy on the subway platform... he seemed... confused. I initiated b/c he was carrying an overnight bag so he had clearly been…

Have you been to the Oyster bar that replaced it in the EV? Best oysters I’ve ever had and $1-$2 all the time!!

Jesus i hate those people... want to know who is the “most” NY? The person who gives the least amount of fucks about it. You want to out NY me? GO. FUCKING. NUTS.

Yeah I don’t get her point. I’m a born & raised NYer and I totally agree with you... people are weird... nice use of sweetie :-)

Also, if it does anything to help spread the Chelsea Market crowd out over more space so it’s at all manable past 8am that’d be great...

Totally agreed - I have not plus sized friends who get upset when thin women complain about their bodies in any way. I have gotten flack for complaining about thighs or cellulite or whatever because I’m tall so generally perceived as thin b/c of the optical illusion. It is sad that women are taught their value based…

Keep in mind she’s pretty muscular, check out her legs, muscle weighs a lot more than fat. I’m 5'8" and 160 so only about an inch taller than her and my dress size is pretty universally a 6, often smaller in stores that size up (looking at you Banana) ... Also dress size is the general standard for throwing out what…

You might think, but having been on the receiving end of this type of O-shame, I can tell you this is much much worse.

I mean, it actually is shocking... ONLY half? What the fuck, other half? I find the other half exceptionally shocking

Funny squirrel story - so I used to have the pleasure of walking through Central Park to/from work, and I started noticing tourists congregating and taking pictures of what seemed like nothing (rocks, the ground, etc) until I realized it was squirrels, they LOVE squirrels. I couldn’t exactly tell what countries they…

one of the great joys of NYC - i’m not sure i’ve every worked somewhere that wasn’t across the street, above, or next to a bar, and great bars! great in that they remember you and give you free drinks ... don’t worry the walking keeps us “healthy” ha

oh! another lunch drinker! i had 3 and am staring at my gchat waiting for someone, ANYONE to agree to leave and go to the bar across the street... shut up, it’s friday and i work in media, they’re lucky i came back.

The thing is, I actually think her political prowess as an evil manipulative Dem might actually be what is necessary against a GOP stacked Congress. Dem’s HAVE to go vote, but until we as a collective actually do in the midterm this might be our best bet to get anything done?? It’s so sad that voting for the most…

Just bc you haven’t always been a WASP doesn’t mean you can never be one... You are both right!! Is Kate Middleton less of a princess bc she was not born into royalty?? (Sidebar-sorry I don’t have better examples but I’m currently on the train to New Canaan so I feel like that qualifies me as an expert)

Jesus, I've never been more excited to already have my DVR set for this show

Totally agreed, from an Irish/Italian wasp with a little bit of jap in her