Right? Like people keep saying “You have to watch these!” And they always come across like my dad asking me about pro wrestlers in the 90s. Just awkwardly hiding the boner.

Two paragraphs definitely weren’t necessary, but I get long winded when I’m tired and don’t think as much about editing (look at how many times I said “maybe” and “terms”! Jesus). You’re right that nobody really knows what happened, but unless the trainer was the one who made it physical, I think Blake crossed an even…

-1 for the obvious joke, +500 for all the butthurt Pats fans whining about it. You came out ahead!

Your reply was even worse.

As someone who has spent a great deal of time studying tennis lines, I will say that I have always marveled at some of the propositions that player could absolutely single-handily will to happen without any collusion between the players or drawing any suspicion; for example, I’ve seen props where you can bet on who…

I used to hate the Academy Awards until I learned how much hipsters also hate them. Now I LOOOOOOVE the Academy.

Jesus, Food Guy.

Real ‘son of an actor’ types

Bryant Gumbel: I’m here with LeSean McCoy and Chip Kelly, who a few years ago were embattled in a feud that captivated the football world. Now Chip, you have had tremendous success as coach of the Oregon Ducks, and now the Toronto Argonauts of the CFL, but it never worked in Philly. Why not?

The team looks like a plastic Jack o Lantern Halloween candy bucket with nothing but Mary Janes and Charleston Chews inside.

I hate the idea that it’s an “indictment” of fans of they don’t show up. The Wizards suck so far this year. The Lakers suck. In all likelihood, this was going to be a bad basketball team between a flat out bad club and an underperforming club. I go to sports to be entertained. That is not an appetizing looking game.…

I don’t seem to recall a certain man by the name of Michael Jeffrey Jordan having any trouble with the Washington fandom

I really appreciate the subtlety of the DFS advertising departments...

Just figured I’d add in some more accuracy and context

Johnny Manziel can do no wrong, I think the NCAA taught us that a while ago.

And yet this same website lauded the decision to name domestic abuser Johnny Manziel the rest-of-season starter for the Browns....

That would’ve been a totally reasonable take.

Yea that whole strange period of 3 or so months where shitty Internet sports writers entertained the thought will be looked back with such fascination in like 10 years.

What a shocker. Usually you have to wait until March for Georgetown to shit the bed.

Start a website, say that you have a room full of computers predicting outcomes based on revolutionary models and ultra complex simulations. Charge people a subscription to get results. Choose picks at random.