Jesus Christ, a Bob Dole joke? I’m in my late 20s and comparatively old for this website’s commentariat and that still flew over my head.

That’s not the right analogy at all. OJ was universally beloved by the media. Cam isn’t. OJ was more like Steph Curry than Cam Newton.

I enjoyed the Departed, and I have a beautiful girlfriend, an ivy league degree, and a six figure salary. Explain?

How many people do you know that falsely report getting their heads slammed against a car window by their significant other? The only difference is Manziel’s abuse wasn’t caught on tape.

And yet this same website lauded the decision to name domestic abuser Johnny Manziel the rest-of-season starter for the Browns....

“Manziel has played well in limited action this year” [citation needed]

I’ll concede that labeling it as gambling is reasonable. But what is the ‘obvious fraud’? I’m a lawyer as well, so I would appreciate if you could actually lay out some good old facts applied to law instead of the conjecture I keep getting from the media.

You clearly don’t know the meaning of the word ‘slur.’ My comment didn’t imply that I view “bros” as an oppressed class, but I appreciate the lengthy effort you put into your reply.

The only thing funnier/more disturbing is the giddy joy you get from mocking his opinion on the internet and using ‘bro’ as a slur. Get a life, man.

Nice dunk but...did he fall down at mid court while running backwards at the end there?

1) Peyton no question. Even Aaron freaking Rodgers posted a measly 6 standard points against Denver’s defense.

Please please troll the Patriots next

he fell at the Rams stadium...good info though

In fairness, no one ever made any money by putting Pierre Garcon in their lineup.

The 3 commandments of Deadspin:

Rotoworld provides the player notes for Yahoo (the little clickable yellow memo pad next to every player’s name), so they are about as mainstream as you can get.

I’m so confused...when did Steve Wynn buy Gawker Media?

For some reason, the #Felony tag is cracking me up.